So, I ran into Lady Gaga the other day….
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna spam ’em like they do from over seas
Spam ’em every week then raise it baby I want money (I love it)
Forget about permission “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
And after all the money I’ll be sure to make VP
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna spam them with some stuff I know they’ll want
A little gambling is fun when you’re trying to make VP (I love it)
Sender Roulette is not the same but fun to do
And baby when blocking starts we’ll just get a new IP or two, two
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
I won’t tell you that I’ll ever stop
Opt you out not sell you
‘Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m just lying “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is not real with you I’m funnin’
I promise that they’re all opt-in
And most are even double
I promise this, promise this
Buy this list cause it’s marvelous
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
LOL … Spa-spa-spa-spammer face!
Yet again you manage to raise a smile from me. Just wanted to let you know your lighthearted take on the subject is always a welcome break in my day.
John,
You have such a way with words! Might just be a top 10 hit!
Cheers, Chris
Sorry John…I think I know which song you’re spoofing but I’ll need help from my six year old to clarify….this sounds like something she’s been rocking around the house lately. I was doing better with Dylan Thomas poetry.
@Rory – it’s stuck in your head now, isn’t it…. 🙂
@Andrew – As Joni Mitchell might say, “I’ve made my point from both sides now, from give and take and still somehow list buying illusions I recall. You really can’t buy permission at all.”
@Chris – it’s just a sick twisted mind that looks at everything in life from an email perspective; that and the voices in my head…. “shut up Joni, I just did a play on Clouds” “yeah, Joni! you’re so vain you think all the songs are about you!” Shut up! Shut Up! Will both of you please shut up!
@Peter – so what you’re saying is that even a 6 year-old knows not to buy email lists? She must be a puppy lover! No matter who says it; Lady Gaga, Ayn Rand, Sun Tzu, Atticus Finch, or Dylan Thomas, it all comes down to the same thing. Don’t buy lists. List buying is bad, mkay. Damn it Mr. Mackey, shut up!