So, I ran into Lady Gaga the other day….

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna spam ’em like they do from over seas
Spam ’em every week then raise it baby I want money (I love it)
Forget about permission “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
And after all the money I’ll be sure to make VP

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need

Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)

Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna spam them with some stuff I know they’ll want
A little gambling is fun when you’re trying to make VP (I love it)
Sender Roulette is not the same but fun to do
And baby when blocking starts we’ll just get a new IP or two, two
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll make VP, “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is all I need

Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)

I won’t tell you that I’ll ever stop
Opt you out not sell you
‘Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m just lying “CAN-SPAM Compliant” is not real with you I’m funnin’
I promise that they’re all opt-in
And most are even double
I promise this, promise this
Buy this list cause it’s marvelous

Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)

Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)

Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)
Can’t see my,
Can’t see my
No he can’t see my spammer face
(She’s got to send some email)

Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Spa-spa-spa-spammer face, spa-spa-spammer face