So, Pink and I were jamming the other day….

Right right, turn on the lights,
We’re gonna send some mail tonight
Another dealio

I love when it’s all set up
5 a.m. is the scheduled run
Where’s it gonna go?

Email master, not a blaster
Call me up if you a gangsta
Time to target, better market
Let’s get serious
So raise your glass if you send mail
In all the right ways, use best practices
We will never be (never be) anything but proud
And nitty gritty nerdy email geeks
Won’t you come on (come on) and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

Spam spam, oh hot damn
What part of relevant don’t you understand
You make me want to shout (gonna shout already)
Must stop, you’re professional not
You should be thrown out right on the spot
Or learn the lessons now

Email master, not a blaster
Call me up if you a gangsta
Time to target, better market
Let’s get serious
So raise your glass if you send mail
In all the right ways, use best practices
We will never be (never be) anything but proud
And nitty gritty nerdy email geeks
Won’t you come on (come on) and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won’t you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass

(Oh sh!t my glass is empty, that sucks)

So if you’re too school for cool
And you email like a fool
It’s time for you to go
We can always, we can always
Send it on our own…

So raise your… (oh, f*ck)
… so raise your glass if you send mail
In all the right ways, use best practices
We will never be (never be) anything but proud
And nitty gritty nerdy email geeks

So raise your glass if you send mail
In all the right ways, use best practices
We will never be (never be) anything but proud
And nitty gritty nerdy email geeks

Won’t you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won’t you come on and come on and raise your glass
Just come on and come on and raise your glass (for me)