The other day someone asked me what the best day to send email was.  Instead of offering the standard response of, “it depends”, or explaining how the organization’s data can provide indicators, I decided to jump on the crowdsourcing bandwagon and solicit the opinions of strangers with unknown qualifications. 

As luck would have it, I got a great response from YouTube tween sensation, Rebecca Black! I’m thinking if the whole music video thing doesn’t work out for her, she’s got a bright future in email strategy….

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go email
Gotta have my list, gotta have content
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, better get rushin’
Gotta get it out to the Inbox
Gotta send email, so I push send (push send)

Settin’ up the From Name
Settin’ up the subject
Gotta make my mind up
What is best day to send?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta send on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email, email
Friday, Friday
Sendin’ mail on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to my email

7:45, we’re sendin’ out the email
Sendin’ so fast, I want email to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My Hot Pocket by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Settin’ up the From Name
Settin’ up the subject
Gotta make my mind up
What is best day to send?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta send on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email, email
Friday, Friday
Sendin’ mail on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to my email

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Emailin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna send email today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after … wards
I don’t want this email to end

E-G, Email Geek
So settin’ up the From Name (the From Name)
And the subject line (subject line)
I’m emailin’, sendin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast deals, sendin’ email
Wit’ a Hot Pocket on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ a Pop Tart right in front of me
Makes keyboard crumbs, keyboard crumb, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, time for email
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta send on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email, email
Friday, Friday
Sendin’ mail on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to my email

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta send on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email, email
Friday, Friday
Sendin’ mail on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to my email

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to my email